{"id":2563,"date":"2009-07-28T09:34:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T07:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/?p=2563"},"modified":"2009-07-16T14:45:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T12:45:33","slug":"emo-philips-la-migliore-battuta-religiosa-di-sempre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/2009\/07\/emo-philips-la-migliore-battuta-religiosa-di-sempre\/","title":{"rendered":"Emo Philips: la migliore battuta a sfondo religioso"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said:<\/em><\/p>\n

“Stop! Don’t do it!”<\/em>
\n“Why shouldn’t I?”<\/em> he said.
\n“Well, there is so much to live for”.
\n<\/em>“Like what?”<\/em>
\n“Well, are you religious?”<\/em>
\nHe said yes.
\nI said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”<\/em>
\n“Christian.”
\n<\/em>“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”<\/em>
\n“Protestant”.
\n<\/em>“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
\n<\/em>“Baptist”.<\/em>
\n“Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
\n<\/em>“Baptist Church of God”.<\/em>
\n“Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”<\/em>
\n“Reformed Baptist Church of God”.
\n<\/em>“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
\n<\/em>He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915”.<\/em>
\nI said, “Die, heretic!”<\/em> and pushed him off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said: “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. “Well, there is so much to live for”. “Like what?” “Well, are you religious?” He said yes. I said, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-estasi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trivigante.it\/public\/tregenda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}